I guess I'll put a legitimate description here. Hobbies include.. playing guitar and bass, cooking, snakes. Some of my favorite bands are Lamb of God, Tool, System of a Down, Slipknot, Black Sabbath, and Slayer. My only insecurities have to deal with women. I'd say I'm decently funny. I believe that in order to laugh at others, you must first be able to laugh at yourself. I tend to make fun of myself i nfront of strangers and make them uncomfortable. I'm going to school for an Electrical Engineering degree. Uhh... I like to eat a lot. Uhh... I live in Flordia. I'm 18. I'm a boob guy. ESP is my favorite guitar brand. I like Gerber brand pocket knives. Not much of a gamer type. I'm fat. Uhhh... I'm white. I have brown hair. I own 3 snakes, two ball pythons and a blood python. What else.... I'm 5'9". I have a US size 13 foot mainly due to the width (lmk ladies). I have a scar on the left side of my scrotum due to failing to hop over a fence and getting snagged on it. 9 stitches. Uhhh.... Yeah. That's decent.